(Source: becausehiddles, via cocopbblez)

are you gay?
straight people: wHAT?! NO! WHAT THE HELL OF COURSE NOT! I MEAN IM COOL WITH GAY PEOPLE BUT NO!!!
gay people: hella
pan/bi/poly people: ish?
are you straight?
straight people: YES????? WHAT ELSE WOULD I BE???? DO I LOOK GAY???? IS IT MY SHIRT????
gay people: nah
pan/bi/poly people: ish?

cleverkats:

Some stories stay with us forever

(via cupcakes-anime)

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I fucking choked a dorito

(Source: whothefuckiscas, via rachkin)

glory-to-cobrastan:

come with me

and you’ll be

in a world

of image

(via b0hemian-scandal)

iheartadamlevine:

Please do.

superchemical:

this is so fucking cute get out of my face

so let me get this straight:

mallorylrc:

sparklyelegance:

rawrgoesjerran:

double06:

y’all bleed outta your vaginas

once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene

you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

and yet you just go about your daily business like

image

people with vaginas are fucking badass.

people with vaginas 

what are they called again?

They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.

whoop there it is

(via too-punk-to-function)

johnlockedness:

mikroeinaitomatisou:

I found something in the goblin cave…

MINE

This moment. THIS is one of the most emotional scenes in the entire movie for me. It’s when Bilbo killed an innocent creature in order to get the Ring, his precious, back. The creature in Mirkwood did not come out of its hiding to take the Ring from Bilbo. It was waking up and going about its business and happened to tread over the One Ring. Bilbo showed no mercy and killed the created in cold blood, only to realise afterwards what he had done. Although hobbits are very resilient to its evil, it will not leave them unaffected. Knowing that it eventually will be passed down to Frodo and corrupt his heart, well it breaks me. 

leonardbonesy:

Sherlock’s best man speech made from urls

Unlikely things to hear on a TV talent show

(Source: plutoandpersephone, via too-punk-to-function)

pizzapuffs:

validx2:

When your parents get mad that you cant find something that’s not where it’s supposed to be

P L E A S E

(via kibarockz79)

(Source: teddywestside, via iamamadmanwithabox)


Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.